It's been forty days without Stinky Goodness. I haven't had any Stinky Goodness for forty days. If that isn't cruel and unusual punishment, I don't know what it.
Mom says that there's a reason for it. At first it was because she was laid up in bed and Dad couldn't tolerate the smell of Stinky Goodness. But since she's been up and around, she now says it's a good thing that she has "weaned" us off of it 'cause it was getting too expensive. Too expensive?!!! Is our love and devotion not worth the cost of a few measly cans of Stinky Goodness?
I am thinking of organizing a protest. Originally I was thinking of a walk-out but it's too damn cold outside. Can anybody think of a good way of protesting this sort of abuse?