It's been forty days without Stinky Goodness. I haven't had any Stinky Goodness for forty days. If that isn't cruel and unusual punishment, I don't know what it.
Mom says that there's a reason for it. At first it was because she was laid up in bed and Dad couldn't tolerate the smell of Stinky Goodness. But since she's been up and around, she now says it's a good thing that she has "weaned" us off of it 'cause it was getting too expensive. Too expensive?!!! Is our love and devotion not worth the cost of a few measly cans of Stinky Goodness?
I am thinking of organizing a protest. Originally I was thinking of a walk-out but it's too damn cold outside. Can anybody think of a good way of protesting this sort of abuse?
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How about doing what Max does. Poop on their pillows.
We were just about to suggest just what Derby said. We hope you get your stinky goodness soon.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
I would make my sister SCREAM REAL LOUD. Do you have someone who could do that there?
I agree with Derby. Pooping or Peeing on their bed should do it. That's totally unrealistic. Too expensive to spring for a can of stinky goodness once a day is the lamest excuse I've ever heard. You might consider moving out. Obviously not a good home. Cheap skates humans.
You might have to go on strike.
Oh no. Stinky goodness is 'spensive but it's much better for yoo. Da good stuff efun makes yur poop smell better -- hee hee!
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