Mom is going back to work now which means she's getting back into her routine. It's not her normal routine 'cause she's still in the cast but close enough. She even started coming down into the kitchento make sure we have enough food and water before she leaves for work .
You know what she hasn't done? She hasn't given us Stinky Goodness. It was bad enough when Dad was feeding us but we knew he wouldn't give us the good stuff. Why? 'Cause he says the smell of it makes him want to throw up. Bah. But Mom? Come on. She is the ultimate Giver of Stinky Goodness. It is part of her job title as "Mom." She says it's because she has to act like a referee when she feeds us the wet food and that would require her standing around watching us. With her foot the way it is, it would hurt too much. Well what about us? Do we not hurt when we cannot have our Stinky Goodness? How are we supposed to get our yummy fish, chicken, and moo cow protein? It's not like we can go out and hunt cows on our own.
We need our Stinky Goodness!
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Yeah, mom! If you cut us, do we not bleed?!?!?!
Moms are supposed to give stinky goodness. I hope she learns the error of her ways soon.
It's the ONLY time we all get along! Something about the food that makes us all a little nicer to each other!
Well, we do feel bad about your mom hurting and all, so maybe we'll give her a break. How 'bout your dad wears a clothespin on his nose when he feeds you? We think that's called a "compromise".
does she not know that the stinky goodness war will be much werse after not hafing it for too long?
I think there's a law against the withholding of stinky goodness.
We are sorry that you aren't getting your stinky goodness. That is really all we eat. We do have cruchies, but they are our snack, not our main course.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
Demand your stinky goodness!
Kavan
Tell yoor dad not to breeve thru his noze and to GIVE YOO STINKY GOODNESS!
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