Thursday, December 27, 2007

Hello World!

I finally got Mom to show me how to work this stupid piece of machinery. You think humans, who claim they are so intelligent, could figure out an easier way doing things. Computers are nice, but if you don't have fingers then they are hard to use. Why can't they make keyboards designed for kitty paws? Hmm...

Anyway, my name is Monkee. I'm a black smoke Maine Coon. I'm 2 1/2 years old and my litter mate is Loki. He's my big dumb brother. When the Supreme Kitty gave out the brains and the brawn, He didn't distribute them evenly. I got all the brains, he got all the brawn. Which means he's very big and very dumb. I'm very smart and...well...svelte. It really is amazing that we shared the same mommy kitty. You would never guess by looking at us.

I share the house with mom, dad, and eight brothers and sisters. Yes, as mom calls them, it's our "flock o' fuzzies." The oldest is Boo. Nice guy but I'm starting to think he's retarded. Kukai is the little Japanese Bobtail. If it wasn't for him, I'd be the smallest guy in the house. Also, he is freaking loony. Then there is Bailey. I like her. She's another gray Maine Coon and she's big, fat, and warm. Bomber is OK but he doesn't like me too much. He's got some serious issues about sharing time with mom. Phoebe is next. She's not that smart either but she loves attention. That's good for me 'cause she distracts the humans while I'm stealing their food. Fizzy is a big tabby girl. Sweet and feisty. I've already mentioned my brother Loki. Then, last but not least, is the kitten Dharma. Sweet and feisty too. However, she is a major spaz. Makes me look like I'm popping Valium some days.

One thing you need to know about me is that while Ayla was my older sister, we were nothing alike. She was an old crazy cranky cat. Me? I'm the smartest creature in this entire house. My mom says I'm "too smart" for my own good. Hehe. Too smart for her own good is more like it. Sometimes I think she wants me to be the traditional kitty who plays with string and poops all day long. Oh no. Not me.

I have two goals in life: to torment my dad and to seize all the chicken in the house. If I can do both at the same time, all the better. Why torment my dad? Well, 'cause I can. Mom gets all "well he's a cat" attitude when I do something wrong which is no fun. Dad? He gets so pissed off and the look on his face is just classic. It's even better if I've stolen chicken from him. He gets all red and angry and grabs the water sprayer thinking that'll stop me. Dude. Water doesn't hurt me. So I get a little wet. It's the price you pay for great entertainment and good food.

So welcome to my world!

P.S. I'm working on decorating the entire blog a little better but first I have to master using the mouse thingie. Why do humans call this a mouse? It looks nothing like a mouse and doesn't taste like one either. Then again, I've always been questioning the intelligence of humans since the day I was born.

22 comments:

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

It's furry great to see you blogging! We remember you from Ayla's blog - you're very handsome! Two of the kitties who came before were Maine Coon brothers and our Lady has a passion for 'em. Thanks for the rundown on who's who in your family - we get kinda confused sometimes. Purrrrs!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

MONKEE! Yoor blogging now and not sitting in da frying pan. Good fur yoo. We know 'zactly whatcha mean about da man bean, ours is like dat too!

Parker said...

Hi Monkee! I'm so happy to see that you have decided to blog! It's nice to reaquainted with your family since Alya has left us. Looking forward to hearing more from you!
Smooches!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Monkee!!! Yur back! (and front)! Nice to see you again after all this time! Hope you had a good Christmas. Chick-hen is delish! Turkey, too. Purrs!

Daisy said...

Hi Monkee! Nice to meet you. I remember Ayla well. I added you to my blogroll so I will come back and visit you!

Mickey said...

Hi Monkee :) I saw your comment on Daisy's blog and came over to say HI! Your Mom said you might start blogging. Guess she was right :)
Purrs Mickey

Millie said...

Hi Monkee! Nice to meet you. I can tell I will be looking forward to reading YOUR blog every day!

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The Meowers from Missouri said...

welcome, monkee, we're glad to meet you. it is nice to see that alla kitties in your house din't give up when ayla (peace be upon her) went to the bridge. we looks forward to seeing you an' perhaps learnin' some new ways to bumfuzz an' confusticate our mom an' dad!!

MoMo said...

Hi Monkee, nice meeting you! I can't pretend to know any member of you BIG family, since I'm fairly new in the Blogosphere. You have a good sense of worth and humour. Come visit!

Derby said...

Hi Monkee nice to have you blogging. We have missed your group since Ayla went to the Bridge.

Chancy & Ernie's Voice said...

Hi Monkee...It's so nice to meet you. Hope you had a wonderful Christmas!

Happy New Year!
Love, Chancy & Ernie's Voice

Lux said...

Hi Monkee! You're sure right about the beans and machinery!

Hope you're having some Happy Holidays!

michico*Adan said...

Hey, Hello~!!! Monkee~!!

Nice to meet you~!!! I am so ready to know more about you~!!!!!! How wonderful you are going to have your own blog before 2008~!!
That is a very happy new year~!!!!

Purr,
Adan

The Meezers said...

Hi Monkee!! glad to see you gotted your own blog!! WOO HOO!

brandi said...

Hi, Monkee!

Thanks for deciding to have your own blog!

We miss Ayla very much, but it is very nice to know the tradition of blogging has rubbed off on you, and we will still hear about your family.

Skritchies

THE ZOO said...

Hi Monkee Nise ta meet ya.

Timmy said...

Hi Monkey!! I surely do a'member your sister's blog. Am you still in Mew Jersey?

Karen Jo said...

Hi Monkee! Your Mom said you might start blogging and I am very glad that you did. I saw your comment on Daisy's blog and I came right over. I am looking forward to reading about your adventures.

Christine and FAZ said...

hey Monkee, it is very nice to meet you. I believe Maine Coons are very intelligent so I have no doubt you are the smartest one in the house. Sorry to hear Ayla is getting old and cranky but it does happen to the best of us. Purrs FAZ

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Hi Monkee!! I remember you. Thanks for telling us more about you. My cousin Echo is a big orange Maine Coon so we can imagine how pretty you are with your smokey colors.

I'm glad you're blogging so we can keep up with your family. Big purrs!!!

Riley & Tiki said...

Hi Monkee! We are glad you are blogging.